by azzy brown February 09, 2007
The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!
Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!
by POOKIE March 07, 2011
After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
by Aunt jimiema April 29, 2014
by LOVESTUMP May 29, 2018
When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
by RE productions. October 13, 2008
My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.
by j fuckin byrd March 19, 2009
Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022