making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

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Making Udon

Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.

Ahhh! Crap! I was making udon. When's it okay to come back out?

by NaturallyRudeBoy June 1, 2010

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make out

A session of consecutive kisses. Usually lasting a duration of 5 to 10 minutes in length. Can be done anywhere. Usualy intimate.

"Yo, I saw Tom and Larry making out at that party lastnight dog."

by Treble June 17, 2003

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make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

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Make tea

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.

I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.

by Apeortdz March 29, 2017

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