Lisa

Police officer. City or metro jurisdiction only. Does not include county sheriff or federal agents (see: "Sharon").

Ex: "Put that up! I just seen Lisa hit the corner."

by 28gram$am November 29, 2022

Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.

Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*

by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022

Cathie Lisa

Cathie Lisa is the kindest and most understanding soul one could ever meet. She is beautiful, smart and funny. She is a great listener and remembers little things about you and is so cute! She makes you happy just by being in her presence. If you ever find a Cathie Lisa, do not let her go, she is the most precious being to come into your life and will bring joy to you when you think about her throughout the day. You are lucky to have a Cathie Lisa

Bro 1: Who is that with Bro?
Bro 2: Cathie Lisa his new gf!

by Scipiio May 4, 2022

Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022

Lisa

One of the 4 members of the Korean girl group BLACKPINK, formed by YG Entertainment. Born in Thailand, she is the first non-Korean female K-pop artist to win the Best K-Pop category for her hit solo single "Lalisa." She bested BTS, ITZY, SEVENTEEN, Stray Kids and TWICE.

"Oh my god, is that Lisa? Lalisa Manobal? JuSt SaY LaLiSa LoVe Me, LaLiSa LoVe Me."

by l_noelle_ October 14, 2022

Lisa

You made a LISA: THE FIRST, LISA: THE PAINFUL or LISA: THE HOPELESS reference. No one is laughing.

Oh my god! I really like Lisa: The painful !

by fsdsdsffs January 1, 2022

Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina

Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson

by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022