Ghost Lingerer

Person who comes to your apartment and stays in your room even despite being unwanted. Initiates conversation then disappears when you turn around to respond. These guys are annoying as shit. They never leave. They bug me out.

Ghost lingerer walks into victim's apartment:
"Hey, can I use your computer?"
"No."
"Okay, thanks. I'll install my video game on it and play it for 9 hours straight."
"Lingerer, man. L-I-N-G-E-R-E-R. Bugs me out!"

by Chet Hendar March 6, 2009

clit licker

A heterosexual male, as opposed to a homosexual one

He's not gay; he's a clit licker.

by Todd Patina July 4, 2005

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

licker

Person who originates from the North of England.

Joe is a right (coal) licker

by Bernard Rickel August 7, 2003

lindered

/adj./ Intoxicated to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties, yet still being able to get it up and rock the fuck out for hours.

"If things go as planned, I'm getting lindered and and claiming a few goth sluts virginity."

by 313 May 27, 2003

Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop July 1, 2010