Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

leathery cheerio

A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.

Bro have you seen her leathery cheerio?!

by Sinning saint December 17, 2017

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 8, 2018

Leath

A ugly duckling...A boy who is a beta and doesnt know how to pleasure his women. Often having more than 1 girl at a time to feel accomplished. All leaths have very small penises and usually end up taking penises on the side for money often ending in having a or multiple std’s.

Hey girls look there’s a leath, be careful he might have aids!!!

by DaddyD827 July 16, 2018

leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.

Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."

by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Lengthiness

When you are describing how long something is as something while not being particularly sure something's exact length.

The lengthiness of it often turns away beginners.

by GermSol February 11, 2019