left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment

Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory

by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008

left legger

left-legger - If a Catholic altar boy kneels on only his left knee, priests would scold him. They say that Catholics kneel on their right knee, and Protestants kneel on their left knee. Those familiar with this explanation sometimes call Protestants left-leggers.

Her father forbid the wedding because he was a left legger.

by bonu$baby March 19, 2009

Leftist Nathan

A person who pretends to have a hatred or irrational fear of left handed people.

Boy 1: I really hate her, I can't believe she's left handed!
Boy 2: Eugh, you're lying, you're such a Leftist Nathan!

by ninjachicken.2 January 29, 2012

Left-Right Swipe

In the case of an undesirable erection or a narb (no apparent reason boner), the meneuver done to hide such displeasures from the public eye. The move consists of glancing left, glancing right, then swiping the erection up, to be held by the elastic or waste of the pants.

Yo I got a huge boner in class, so then I pulled a left-right swipe so I could stand up and get my paper.

I went out in my hallway after I woke up and did a left-right swipe to avoid any awkward confrontations.

by RichV June 5, 2004

Left 4 Dead

Long story short: Awesome.

You and Three friends fight hordes of infected and fight things like witches,Boomers,Tanks,Hunters and Smokers

you must work as a team

Left 4 Dead
Francis: Shit boomer!!

Zoey: I got him (shoots boomer)

Bill: horde coming!!

Lewis: shit were screwed!!!

Francis: Shut up!

by Dragon Rider June 7, 2009

Leftover Lucian

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover lucian.

Lucian N. gets three leftover lucians each day.

by Lucian Neville May 14, 2005

left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.

Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.

by studs December 14, 2004