Left-Winger

Lovely people who'd better have you cut your funnies off, feed your babies with soy only or get your business robbed by lootesters than let you own a gun or go to a church.

Also, the totally unbiased advocates making lists of which races, genders and sexualities are eligible for a role in a movie, and which are not.

A: Left-wingers stand for peace and equality and diversity, you're taking it all wrong!
B: So everyone can get a gun to protect their home?
A: No, it's a police job!
B: But... you just defunded the cops?
A: YOU NAZI SCUM

by ZeroOfNil October 31, 2022

white left

A) Someone who grovels before their enemy.

B) Someone who argues in support of the oppression of their culture, race or sex, in hopes that they will not be individually targeted by the oppressive group.

C) A pathetic coward.

Saying that the rapist should be arrested, then after finding out he was Muslim saying he should not was very white left of Rebecca.

by Language B August 28, 2018

Larper Left

Larper Left is a term used to refer to the ones who claims to be leftists, such as marxist-leninists and anarcho-communists, but actually, or they are centrists or they are rightists, such as libertarians, ancaps and even neoliberals and conservatives. Mainly using right-wing sources for talk about socialism and leftism and acting as rightists such as like fascism and debaterism.

"The Larper Left is really common on social media, mainly in Instagram and Discord. You cannot trust them because they have no compromise with leftist values and goals, just making leftist larp and nothing more."

"The larper left shows that only IRL that all matters, and shows that on internet it is almost impossible or literally impossible to organize."

by Full Monteirism January 8, 2021

left-right paradigm

A system of government in which only two parties are illegible to be in control, through monetary and legal means. In many of these systems, adherents of both parties are in other organizations and secret societies, yet create protagonist and antagonist roles for society to agree with, so there is no actual dissent towards what is really one party.

2004 U.S. election- Both George bush and John F Kerry were both in the same college fraternity, and the council on foreign relations, Just like Obama, and McCain were members of CFR. Together these groups form what is known as the left-right paradigm.

by Zealot Nihilist July 29, 2009

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

Going Left

The art of clicking left on a persons facebook photos in order to see what they used to look like.

Paula: "Hey, has Elliot always looked so stupid?"
Sam & Kim: "Yeah, we were going left on him yesterday, he just cannot keep his eyes open in photos!"

by Lolitaaaaaaaaaa December 15, 2011

Rhode Island left

an illegal left turn immediately following a traffic light change in which the oncoming traffic is forced to yield despite having right of way

I almost got hit at 38th and Spruce when that guy pulled a Rhode Island left.

by Jeremy Leipzig July 6, 2007