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Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
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He loves the sports that everyone can enjoy, even when little, like baseball. He's the guy who keeps you wondering about what his next "hero" trick will be to impress the one he likes. He's the one who is protective of those he cares for. Landon makes his special someone feel warm and comfortable every time she walks into his presence. Being with him will make you feel better, no matter what mood your in. Landon has the ability to take you to a completely different world, to keep you all to himself, to where he can treat you with respect and loyalty.
His eyes are definitely something else. Although they are blue, they are a different, and beautiful shade of it. Gazing into them will hold you captivated in time, and will make you never want to leave. You forget everything else exists just by looking into his eyes, because they take you so deep into his soul.
He has a smile to die for. His laugh is sexy, and his voice is just the right pitch to give you chills. When he smiles, you can't help but smile back.
He loves the sports that everyone can enjoy, even when little, like baseball. He's the guy who keeps you wondering about what his next "hero" trick will be to impress the one he likes. He's the one who is protective of those he cares for. Landon makes his special someone feel warm and comfortable every time she walks into his presence. Being with him will make you feel better, no matter what mood your in. Landon has the ability to take you to a completely different world, to keep you all to himself, to where he can treat you with respect and loyalty.
His eyes are definitely something else. Although they are blue, they are a different, and beautiful shade of it. Gazing into them will hold you captivated in time, and will make you never want to leave. You forget everything else exists just by looking into his eyes, because they take you so deep into his soul.
He has a smile to die for. His laugh is sexy, and his voice is just the right pitch to give you chills. When he smiles, you can't help but smile back.
Girl A: Who is that?
Girl B: Landon! Isn't he amazing
Girl A: Yes! I want him!
Girl B: Too bad, he's mine!
Girl B: Landon! Isn't he amazing
Girl A: Yes! I want him!
Girl B: Too bad, he's mine!
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