Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 04, 2017

on crimson lap

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

by jett javed January 31, 2021

Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 08, 2023

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 04, 2019

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 05, 2024

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017