Lance

The Lance I know is a relatively good guy. He knows how to make you laugh and you can normally tell if he likes someone. He has downsides; he can be very mean for seemingly no reason, he’s not a very good boyfriend, and he’s very inappropriate. He’s kind of self centered sometimes, but if he likes you he will try his best to make you feel good about yourself. He is obsessed with video games, particulate Fortnite, but that’s to be expected. He’s a jock and is very athletic, but is very arrogant. He gets outshined by his best friends sometimes and so if you ever find yourself in a relationship with him, just be there for him. He’ll return the favor. Don’t do him wrong, though. You will deeply regret it for the rest of your days and you will miss the relationship, friend or more, that you had. Forever. Hold on to him and don’t let go, no matter how conceited or rude he gets. At the end of the day, his heart is in the right place. He has feelings too, as much he tries to show otherwise.

You like Lance?! Why?

I played Fortnite last night with Lance.
He beat me.

Lance just roasted me.

by Crazy_walrus April 27, 2019

Fairfield Lane

The Best Neighborhood in chester springs, PA. It has the biggest houses and many upper class families consider it "paradise".

"Have you guys seen the new house on Fairfield Lane?"

"Holy Shit yea its freakin HUUGE

by Pubsliaka July 17, 2007

eagle has landed

An expression used in concurrance with a great accomplishment. An obvious referrence to the first Apollo mission to the moon, where it was spoken at the landing of the lunar module. Duh.

Reaching the summit of a mountain; finally putting down bags of groceries; landing on the moon, etc.

by Dr. Phunck January 25, 2004

Lane Up

To "Lane up" is to make a story seem more interesting than it actually is. Would include using your hand and fingers to draw more attention away from what one is actually saying.

Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.

I'm serious, if he "Lane Ups" another story about the UFC fight last night I am going to throat chop his bitch ass.

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Landen

The type of guy to be mean to everyone but have a soft spot for you. Landen is hated by many of your friends but loved by you. Landen makes you feel special. Even when you don't realize it. Once he leaves, you will. Trust me. He has this everlasting effect on you that has you thinking about him 24/7.

Damn, I really miss talking to Landen. He was so fun to talk to.

by whitegirl33604 January 10, 2022

Sir Lancetwat

A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.

Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"
Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."
*SMACK*

by W. E. Toddit July 9, 2004

Merrily Lane

(v) when two love birds go on a date and smile ear to ear

Jacob and Sophia are skipping down merrily lane.

by The love doctors! December 21, 2012