kingdom land

when you are simultaneously drunk and high, you enter kingdom land.

josh: "what happened at the party last night?"
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."

by kingdomlandkingdotcom October 16, 2009

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Gamer land

A magical place, where cringy 12-year-olds and 30-year-old virgins can live together playing video games. And everybody wears one of those stupid gamer T-shirts

Gamer #1: “BRO HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEAD SHOT!!!!!!”

Gamer #2: “ Well that’s gamer land for ya.”

by Name96 November 25, 2019

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Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003

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A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

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Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023

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land-a-tee

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.

That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?

by El Sadado December 30, 2007

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