a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
Get the Lobster Fist mug.A lobthaw is someone who manages to make a fuckery out of a situation that is seemingly impossible to fuck up and make a shambles of it.
Big Dick M'Gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.Big Dick then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything associated with him. So Big Dick decides to shift a friend of the young one, like the lobthaw he is. Big Dick is now left twiddlin his thumbs like the pure Gammon master he is. Well done Big Dick ya stumour. Your duuuuuuuuuuuuune .
The lads: Big Dick do you remember last night.
Big Dick : No lads what happened.
Gets told story.
Big Dick : Ah fuck im taken.
The lads: You are a fucking lobthaw.
The lads: Big Dick do you remember last night.
Big Dick : No lads what happened.
Gets told story.
Big Dick : Ah fuck im taken.
The lads: You are a fucking lobthaw.
by Dougal McNulty November 5, 2014
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