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that's so llama

An expression to determine something is as a llama would do i.e. eat hands, kill humans, make meat dragons out of orphan flesh and furniture out of faces.

As invented by Jordan Cowell.
Paul: Omg I can't believe Carl killed all those orphans
Brad: That's so llama!
by Jax Lyger March 1, 2015
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Llama Sauce

An unidentifiable or micellanious substance being used as a sort of sauce (intentionally or not).
Bill woke up on the side of the street. He was hungry, so he grabbed an old hotdog out of the gutter. Their was a little llama sauce oozing out of the bitten part, but he didn't care.

Bill had Syphilis the next day.
by IKinectWithUrGF March 2, 2012
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wonder llama

A contemptible animal who, despite implications suggested by its name, is believed to be human. The wonder llama emits a slightly fishy smell when alarmed, is known to smack its lips when perplexed, and extrapolates from the general to the personal whenever communicating verbally. (See entries for self absorbed). Specimen who are cultivated in urban environments rarely survive, while those cultivated in America's oceanic suburban retreats will inevitably develop an unsavory predilection to hump pant legs of all shapes and sizes.
That wonder llama is in dire need of a muzzle -- not only is its jibberish loud and intrusive, but its spitting is unbearable.
by Anne Orangeblossom December 8, 2007
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Stink Llama

When you release your bowels (shit) in a womans mouth, then she proceeds to spit it onto your penis, then suck your shitty dick.
"Dude I love stink llamas!" said Blake "Dude woman are gross" said P-wells
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010
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[llama] [boobs]

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )
llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.
by rita the llama girl January 10, 2009
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llamanade

a type of drink that's popular in malaysia. it's like lemonade + llama tears. kelsey llama is the current spokesperson for llamanade.
ayo dawg, i'm thirsty. let me get me some llamanade from that convenience store across the street.
by jinhackerz June 23, 2009
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Kaleidoscopic Llama Society

A Guild on Gaiaonline where all the cool, smart, random kids are. Plus you know if you aren't exactly the most eleoquent person out there that the guild members STILL won't be mean to you.
Kid A: I am bored what should we do on this fine Friday night?

Kid B: Let's hop on Gaia and party down at the Kaleidoscopic Llama Society. Those guys know where it's at!

Kid A: Wow, we are really lame.

Kid B: Yeah I know. At least we know they won't make fun of us there.
by Verucca September 13, 2008
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