Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

Love Lasagne

Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.

Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.

by DontBotherAsking May 26, 2023

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023

enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation

Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 25, 2023

Keegan LaSalata

The sexiest man of all time. No game though.

I love Keegan Lasalata.

by doyl14 April 21, 2024

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024