A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
by El Sadado December 04, 2007
by Pennington March 06, 2003
Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
by Excrushman August 12, 2020
by Momma_Kat January 03, 2017
A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*
“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”
by Platezz January 26, 2018
josh: "what happened at the party last night?"
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."
by kingdomlandkingdotcom October 17, 2009
Wow, that's a butter landing.
by J@yden January 23, 2023