land-a-tee

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
by El Sadado December 04, 2007
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Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.
"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"
by Pennington March 06, 2003
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Circumcision Land

Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.

What’s Circumcision Land?

It’s what I like to call Israel.
by Excrushman August 12, 2020
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land sake

A early exclamation used in a similar context to "well shit" or "oh shit".
Land sake child, you scared me!

Also see land sakes alive for similar expressions
by Momma_Kat January 03, 2017
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Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*
“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”
by Platezz January 26, 2018
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kingdom land

when you are simultaneously drunk and high, you enter kingdom land.
josh: "what happened at the party last night?"
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."
by kingdomlandkingdotcom October 17, 2009
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Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.
Wow, that's a butter landing.
by J@yden January 23, 2023
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