Knock on Car Plastic

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.

Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*

by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010

hard knock life

actually the song is originally from annie. it's harder to be a red headed orphan then a gangsta.

you think you got it bad? annie had a hard knock life, bitch.

by ashleywhaat? December 17, 2010

Knock Your Clock

"Knock Your Clock" a saying used around friends for when someone is mad/angry at you. It usually means someone is trying to punch you or start a fight.

RJ: Hey yo Tom, I'll knock your clock if you say that again

Tom: Sorry RJ, it won't happen again.

by Packers2003 May 16, 2017

Knock it off with the bullshit

Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.

Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.

by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022

Knocked out warm

To pretend to sleep while someone performs homosexual sex.

Jeremy was curious so he knocked out warm

by Kidcleft October 29, 2014

school of hard knocks

Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.

You can learn more common sense from the school of hard knocks, than from most any university.

by tradesman June 15, 2004

school of hard knocks

Your white trashy cousin studied there according to his Facebook page.

"Honey, where did your cousin go to school?"
"Well according to his Facebook page he has Studied at the school of hard knocks"
"I'll put that in his obituary."

by greenhat99 October 23, 2020