shut up baby, i know it 

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

shut up baby, i know it by anon55 August 28, 2006

i know shok 

The world's most infallible pickup line EVER.

Man: "I know shok."
*unzipping noise*
*quiet thud of pants hitting the floor*
Woman: *muffled headjob noises*

i know shok by MaskedMoron February 24, 2003

i don't know 

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

i don't know by leonidas300 August 6, 2007

Do you know my dad? 

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Do you know my dad? by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010

Well...YOU KNOW! 

This was a phrase that has been thrown around and can fit in just about in any situation...but mainly serves to piss seby off, which it is extremely effective at.

PJ/Matt "Well...YOU KNOW"
Seby "Shut the fuck up"
PJ/Matt "Seby ... Well YOU KNOW"
Seby "You guys are gay"

Well...YOU KNOW! by pj April 4, 2004

IF! you know what i mean 

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

IF! you know what i mean by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009

whitest kids u'know

amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.

some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET

whitest kids u'know by aliloveswkuk May 12, 2008