Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN

Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis

by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023

Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021

Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.

My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.

by Xyst October 27, 2022

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 02, 2017

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

innovation kitchen

Innovation kitchen is a phenomena that occurs when engineers engaged in tackling a complex problem congregate in the office kitchen to individually craft the best tea/coffee, this process encourages the group to share their knowledge inadvertently leading to an innovation breeding ground.

Bob: I've been trying to add a logger into my code but the current implementation is too heavy and I only want the log method.
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!

by lazerus81 August 02, 2014

They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.

Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.

by Hotline Deebo August 05, 2023