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kaden is a hotty😍 he has blonde hair and clear blue eyes, and is short. He can usually make anyone laugh. He's SUPER funny but sometimes sensitive but he could be anyone's ass any day. He's all about his girlfriend and his friends. He's pretty popular and has good friends. He loves his girlfriend very much and he is the best boyfriend ever. He is loving and caring to her and would do anything to protect her. So if u ever get a kaden, keep him.
by Kk0811 January 28, 2018
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by WhatIsANickname June 2, 2018
Get the Kainen mug.A beautiful girl, the most perfect human being on the planet. There is no one who could ever possiblt surpass her beauty, kindness, and intellect. A rough past but a bright future, so long as she stays happy. If you ever decide to date Kaidan, you will be pushed to your limits in order to please her desires. However, it is all worth it in the end, because as long as you treat her like a queen, she will love you like you're a king.
Beta male one: "Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous!"
Beta male two: "Yeah, that's Kaidan, or Kaida for short. She's probably the most perfect human being on the planet, so take a good look."
Beta male three: *faints*
Beta male one: I think I'm gonna nut
Beta male two: "Yeah, that's Kaidan, or Kaida for short. She's probably the most perfect human being on the planet, so take a good look."
Beta male three: *faints*
Beta male one: I think I'm gonna nut
by Chpff and TwoPro June 17, 2019
Get the Kaidan mug.Kaden, or, as referred to in Biology as Homo Eggeous, is a species that thinks of itself as being the apex predator. However, through research, it has been discovered that Kadens are closer related to Troglodytes & Neanderthals. Kadens are often obsessed with eggs, giving it the Taxonomy Homo Eggeous. Through tens of thousands of years of evolution Kadens can blend in Homo Sapiens, however it is easy to differentiate Homo Sapiens from Homo Eggeous due to their lack of intellect and obsession with eggs. Often, they will hoard eggs in their home. Kadens have a high net worth, even though they have been proven to be substantially more retarded than the average Homo Sapien, meaning, despite the years of evolution, they are slowly devolving, meaning the only evolutionary trait is their looks being similar to Homo Sapiens, other than their egg-shaped head. Kadens will often brag about their wealth and success, although their wealth is a facade for the egg that hides below.
On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
by egg-hater11 July 6, 2019
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