blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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body-jump

When a person attempts to plagiarize, imitate, or take credit for the actions or persons of a source.

Nipsey was a real Og and after he died, fake niggas wanted the clout of his wisdoms so they constantly try an body-jump.
Can you please stop flagen you body-jumping ass demon!
by PoppaRager January 22, 2020
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Buffalo jump

I'm sore from all the Buffalo Jumping last night
by Rose Teresa June 19, 2017
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Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here
by 2knuckleshuffle November 18, 2010
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Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.
I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.
by Jstring June 04, 2016
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mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
we went mum jumping last night
by thugaim September 19, 2013
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Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
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