Hi nice to see you've come to a different deffinetion I am a jonathan and my results are what ever you think is correct so a. Jonathan is a very loving,caring person who loves everyone including his friends and family going out of his way to help anyone although you can see a deep sadness in his eyes you know that he is perfect and ways is there for anyone he loves his girlfriend will show in different ways how he loves her and will show her his sense of humor to brighten you're day will light up a whole room with his bright smile and will be the best person or friend in you're life.
Wow look at jonathan did he just take his girlfriend to the movies then get her chocolates for Valentine's day
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.
by Not that guy again April 14, 2019
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Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.
Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.
Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Friend 1: Oh these are so cute, I've never seen a joint this small.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
by TonJucker February 19, 2020
Get the pony joint mug.He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
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