Chris Joke

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh

Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.

by KitoKirito June 1, 2017

Dirty Joke

A joke that can be seen two ways, innocent or dirty.

A dirty joke, Child, what will eat you if you eat it, acid
Dad, a woman

by ]]]][[[[ December 20, 2019

Daddy jokes

Daddy jokes It's the type of joke that only your dad laughs at. In other words bad and boring.

Dad- You know that the scientists at the labs have come up with an innovation that makes you able to see tough walls.
Son- no dad I didn't know that, what is it called

Dad- it's called an window. Hahahahahahah
Son- it's only you laughing , Daddy jokes are always boring

by Trapped in a can May 30, 2016

Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

Joke Poach

When you tell a joke to someone and then that person tells another person the same joke you just told them. The less time between the first telling of the joke and the second the worse it is.

Merrick- why did the turkey cross the road?
Wyatt- I don't know
Merrick- To prove he wasn't chicken!
Wyatt- HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Ethan Enters)
Wyatt- why did the turkey cross the road?
(Wyatt is a joke poacher)

by merrick d October 4, 2008

Joke Hitler

#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes

#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much

Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.

by Trisepticon 4 July 3, 2009

yomama joke

a joke made to insult a certain characteristic about some ones mum. this type of joke isn't usually used as a directed insult, but more so as an exchange of jokes between two friends.

as an example for a yomama joke, yomama is so hairy, that when she had you, you got carpet burn!

by whatyouonaboutboy? September 24, 2015