brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Aquatic Jewelry

The accoutrements worn by the operator of a juicy female explosion.

Our date ended with me adorned by her aquatic jewelry

by Master-control November 6, 2021

Dirty jewells

Idk I'd like to find out if it's a thing.

Idk was wondering if this was a thing. Wht is a dirty jewells.

by Hott Lanta September 29, 2021

Zachary Jewell

He is a guy who likes farts

I am such a Zachary Jewell

by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022