The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
by ojo_tango July 06, 2021
In your heart you know we're right and in your guts you know they're nuts. Join the Jewish Task Force! Shalom!
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
by Kenneth Whitlock January 31, 2007
by the hebrew hammer aka shlomo ripsenthal March 06, 2004
A sexual position when a girl goes ass to mouth to the guy , and the guy holds her head while he farts in her face.
by That kid Dan From Philly May 20, 2008
When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.
Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.
by crackylacky October 18, 2013
A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
by Pseudo affedrin December 25, 2015