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jelly bracelets

Oh my good lord. I am a Sophomore in SoCal and all the people i know have vaguely heard of some sexual meanings realated to these things, but the people that wear them (including me) wear them solely for fashion. Mostly Punk Rock Kids wear them at my school, like i said its a fashion thing. I was shocked to learn that my only 2 bracelets (one black and one green) mean that i want to get laid and have a makeout session w/a stranger. For Christs sake people, bracelets dont determine a kids sex life, i dont honestly think that the banning or allowing of these bracelets will affect either way teen pregnancy or the transmission of STD's or other important things like that....God grownups can be so stupid sometimes......
You just broke one of my 2 bracelets?!? ya, ok, your a cute little hottie, but i'll only do that if you promise to get me a new bracelet......(you should have just asked, then we wouldnt have to go through this bracelet breaking bullshit)
by SoCal PunkRoker May 12, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite
by SAMMY May 22, 2006
mugGet the purple jellymug.

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
mugGet the Jelly Ballsmug.

comb the jelly

A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.
Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?

Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.
by mr_dirtboxII May 18, 2010
mugGet the comb the jellymug.

jelly bracelets

I wear all different colors of these jelly bracelets... The only reason they have sexual meanings is because some deperate loser guy made it up, who couldn't get anything any other way so made up sexual meanings for bracelets that came back into style.
The only person who I acually mess around with, with jelly bracelets is my boyfriend. 2 years XoXo
no example sorry...:(
by -Caitlyn- August 27, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food
Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary
by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019
mugGet the Jelly donutsmug.

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016
mugGet the shower jelliesmug.

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