Jealous

Of what exactly Franny? You wanted to fuck but got the wrong guy but it didn't matter because his cock was fat so I can just sit here and suffer and take some fucking consolation prize as you do what all women will inevitably do and default to fat cock?

Hym "Jealous of what? You have to say the who thing. That is not jealousy. That is my worldview being correct. That is ME being CORRECT about YOU. That's YOU defaulting to fat-cock setting and then blaming me for YOU doing THAT and then lying and making shit up to cover your own ass. You deserve the rape you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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Jealived

A set of conflicting feelings when you are jealous and relieved simultaneously

I was jealived by a pic of the power gays at a Xmas party insta. I wish I was invited but glad I wasn’t there.

by anonymous December 21, 2025

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Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

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Region Jealous

When you really want something in another country that your country does not.

Man, I really am Region Jealous of those new Brownie Batter Oreos.

by ItsMamaLuigi September 22, 2015

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a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

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