Jack Tooze Joke

A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.

"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."

by Audwald February 14, 2009

jack and coke

An alcoholic drink. jack daniels wiskey and coke.

bartender, i'll have a jake and coke.

by Dirt Demon April 30, 2005

snarf the jackal

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."

"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."

by galactusslap January 20, 2009

let's jack

Let's dance. Jack/jacking is a type of dancing. Like the song jack my breach.

Hey do you wanna jack?

Yeah let's jack!

by Laurrrrrrrrrrrrr September 29, 2013

Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).

The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.

by Cheeto Jack1 January 9, 2013

jack black

The sexist fat dude alive.

Hey you look like Jack Black.

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

Jack Dylan Grazer

This guy is the cutest,most funniest boy u will ever meet.You can love him or hate him there's no in between.He is the worlds best actor.He's in IT and Me,Myself and I.Jack is amazing.Jack is loveable.jack is funny .JACK IS EVERYTHING.💞

Jack dylan grazer is a actor

by Jack Grazer April 22, 2018