Jordan

(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.

Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan

by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

A guy who is extra as fuck

Y'all know Jordan? Damn he's extra.. really over dramatic but he's cute tho.

by Love me 22 September 5, 2017

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

Jordan

A complete and outer simp

Look it’s jordan the simp!

by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019

Jordan

A BIG FAT MEGA PLAYER

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player

by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019