Donkey Jaden 

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

Donkey Jaden by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

jack and jade 

A couple that will last forever and pull through anything. Jack and jade would be considered a perfect couple as they are loyal and love each other very much. They will never argue and always fine a way.

Jack and jade found a way to see each other

jack and jade by Nathan God James December 4, 2016

jade 

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

jade by Jade January 28, 2006

jade clapper 

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear

holy shit i just did a jade clapper

jade clapper by boa22891 January 29, 2009

Jade 

A nice girl who thinks she's fat but isn't, a girl who is beautiful inside and out. She will always complain about her self, but she's fine and perfect. She will play sports like basketball, and often just chill with friends. Jades are perfect. Usually tan with black and dark eyes.

Look at Jade, she's playing basketball.

Jade by AmandaPlaysGames March 18, 2017

Jade 

The ability to do nothing without getting caught

look at that Jade over there, she is doing nothing and the teacher doesn't care

Jade by BigBlockDave September 24, 2017

Jade 

Jade is an amazingly kind girl who is sexy, and thick with a big butt .Shes always the prettiest girl with brown blonde hair and blue eyes. She likes to show everyone she’s strong enough, and alaways finishes the things she starts. Watch out, don’t mess with jade, cause she’ll probally make you sorry for what you said or did and she’s not afraid to stand up to her enemy’s. even though she has a tough side, she’s incredibly sweet, she loves her friends, and will stand up to anyone who hurts them. She usually goes torward dark haired guys who are short and she loves guys with big brown eyes. If jade likes you as a friend or more, you should consider yourself lucky, because she doesn’t usually like to waste her time! Everyone says she has a big butt, and it pisses her off. She loves to laugh, and is smiling almost always.

Don’t mess with jade!!

Jade by Aye look at her October 5, 2017