flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

FLESH AND RELBJALOOD

Mortal People's and animals with feelings that is related to relbjalood shed that was made by gomightydjis gomightybjis of the universe's the flesh of my blood Lonnie Benningfield junior as I created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 2, 2022

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022

Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022

Flesh Hog

A creature dwelling in the nether regions of men.

Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

Flesh tray

A two handed stretching of the foreskin that resembles a tray. A tray used for cocaine or other powdered drugs.

Pro tip: make sure to avoid putting any of the drugs in the opening of the foreskin! (May cause irritation.)

In a desperate time, James looked down at his penis and decided to stretch out his foreskin. This provided a flesh tray for him and his friends to use to snort drugs off of.

by Jamestray September 25, 2022