Chinese Hummer

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

by batch123 June 2, 2009

hummercide

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.

Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.

by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006

Hummer

an extrememly pimped out ride such as the H3, H2 and H1.. a hummer is not a sexual term, perverts.

The H2 version of the motor vehicle, the Hummer, costs alot.

by sidda rajo January 15, 2006

indiana hummer

when a woman strattles ur neck and you hum as loud as u can so ur neck acts as a vibrator

dude, i gave that stripper an indiana hummer.

by rookie8709 August 1, 2010

15 Rounds With Rocky Himself

Be in a fight and getting the shit knocked out of you

Man, you look horrible it looks like you went 15 rounds with rocky himself

by Alpha Dog 666 September 28, 2008

hummer

Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.

That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!

by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017