emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go

Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding

by KICK USA May 19, 2014

Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

Hoarders

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.

Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.

by luvmycozy August 11, 2012

howards

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

by Machiep April 19, 2009

hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 January 12, 2009

Virtual Hoarder

A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.

Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."

by DrMuffy January 5, 2011