While attempting to do homework on the computer, you get disctracted by facebook and end up lurking the randomest people for hours on end. Meanwhile, your word document sits untouched until you clue in and realize you're on a friend-of-a-friend's boyfriend's mom's profile.. you just homelurked.
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Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
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A period of time in which one should be doing homework; however, he or she is distracted by lurking people on Facebook.
by hunglow19 May 4, 2011
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Get the Homeless Pillow mug.Companies are taking part in Homelesssploitation by attaching wireless hotspots to homeless people and paying them to wander around festivals and such. They are calling this Homeless Hotspots.
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The chick finally came up to me today, but it was to just get my bro's number. I am still sore from the hopelash.
The chick finally came up to me today, but it was to just get my bro's number. I am still sore from the hopelash.
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