hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.

Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.

by -_____________- September 15, 2009

Hobo Sexual

Someone that has sex with vagabonds, bums, and transients.

"I shouldn't joke about homeless people because I've slept with so many of them. I guess that would make me a 'Hobo Sexual'."

by Mike Corning January 18, 2009

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

hobo hotpocket

The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.

Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.

by Jaydubble December 24, 2016

The Dirty Hobo

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.

Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer

by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger

Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm

by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018