anti-help 

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

anti-help by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

plz help me im about to die in the hole 

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

plz help me im about to die in the hole by woodballz May 17, 2023

Mental Help 

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

Mental Help by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP 

you say this when you owwwwwwwie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM DIEING AND I NEED HELP I STUBED MY TOE OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP by Furry bitch January 24, 2024

Please Help Me 

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

Please Help Me by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

Self help guys by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

get help with file explorer in windows 

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake

*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"

get help with file explorer in windows by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024