a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.
handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.
handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.
Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"
Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."
Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."
by anco bluzea November 20, 2010
Get the non gay handjob mug.Short form of handjob. A Handjob ideally occurs when a woman jerks a man's penis off until ejaculation. This act is usually done when a girl is too prudish to give a beeg or when she is not attractive enough to penetrate.
Blum "bro, would you bang that chick"
Noah "nah man, she looks janky... But I'd let her give me a hanje in the stairwell"
Rachel "so, like, did you give him a Beeg"
Carla "girl, you crazy??? Until I get a ring... all he gets is a hanje"
Noah "nah man, she looks janky... But I'd let her give me a hanje in the stairwell"
Rachel "so, like, did you give him a Beeg"
Carla "girl, you crazy??? Until I get a ring... all he gets is a hanje"
by HanjeSolo January 25, 2014
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by never fear, the cosmic fool is here! August 28, 2003
Get the hajuju mug.Dude that faggot from school tried to give me a handjob I think I have handjobaphobia I'm scared for life
by Duster2000 April 4, 2016
Get the handjobaphobia mug.definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)
definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.
double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.
double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
Get the Double Handjob mug.There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
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