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non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.
Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."
by anco bluzea November 20, 2010
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hanje

Short form of handjob. A Handjob ideally occurs when a woman jerks a man's penis off until ejaculation. This act is usually done when a girl is too prudish to give a beeg or when she is not attractive enough to penetrate.
Blum "bro, would you bang that chick"
Noah "nah man, she looks janky... But I'd let her give me a hanje in the stairwell"

Rachel "so, like, did you give him a Beeg"
Carla "girl, you crazy??? Until I get a ring... all he gets is a hanje"
by HanjeSolo January 25, 2014
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handjob

A job that has to do with a hand
A handjob; cleaning a table
by eddie May 13, 2005
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hajuju

a word alex created for katie at bowling.

katie, screw you hippy!
our names were as following

Sheepshagger
Hajuju
Iorek
Trailertrash

hence the good acronym
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handjobaphobia

The fear of receiving a handjob because of a traumatic event involving a handjob in your life
Dude that faggot from school tried to give me a handjob I think I have handjobaphobia I'm scared for life
by Duster2000 April 4, 2016
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Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
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Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit
There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010
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