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thirsty hamster

When a man lays on the roof of a car with the moon roof / sunroof open and the passenger begins to act Iike a thirsty hamster to his exposed member.
“Wanna do the thirsty hamster?”

“Hell yea, I’ll open the moon roof.”
by DMW2088 February 23, 2024
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thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days
She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
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hamster lullabye

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.
by Koudaku December 6, 2020
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023
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Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024
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