hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord

I am absolutely obsessed with hamsters

by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022

Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.

You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.

by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022

big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw

A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!

by Cat.rw January 12, 2018

Hamster sack

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

by ZackyZ May 27, 2015

feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding

After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

hamster

carrot killer with red laser eyes

my hamster ate my carrot

by LAZERBEAMFAN March 24, 2020

Thirsty Hamster

When someone with a penis lays on an open sunroof and the second person, who is inside the vehicle, performs oral.

When he won't lay on my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster.

by Lordbeefington l February 21, 2024