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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE
Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023
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