Honkstibate

To masturbate whilst drinking liquid (not cum).

I was thirsty AND horny last night, so i decided to Honkstibate!

by MONKEYBRAIN0 February 2, 2014

honesto

1. a type of growth that develops on the penis

2.a stereotypical mexican

3. a homeless mans semen

1. "You gotta get that honesto fixed man, it makes you're thing look like a horse shoe!"

2. Hey it's a honesto! I thought i smelled that mixture of b.o and burritos..."

3. "hahaha that homeless guy just blew his load and covered his sandwich with his honetso!"

by vandehole March 19, 2009

Athenian Honeytrap

The Athenian Honeytrap is a Greek twist on the honeypot. You cover your dick in honey and then let it out in an obvious spot under the sunlight, waiting for unsuspecting victims to bite.

"Hey man, look, Petros totally caught a six-year old with the old Athenian Honeytrap"
"Wicked!"

by ELAREMALAKA June 28, 2022

Honasty

A girl usually with large brown eyes. She is always wearing makeup and likes to look her best. She has the most annoying laugh, but at the same time, it can be looked at as lovable! Honasty's are usually boy crazy, and if you mess with them, THEY'LL MESS YOU UP.

she doesn't take any crap! She must be an Honasty!

by lalalawhatever July 8, 2011

honesttee

One fine crazy ass bitch

Damn that Asian is crazy but sexy must be a Honesttee

by Dieselwelder321 September 13, 2013

honesty dickhead

Someone who takes the "be honest to everyone" line way too seriously and is generally an asshole to everyone.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy:" You look good, but nothing compared to Girl #2"
Girl: " What an honesty dickhead."

by TheRothead August 4, 2016

Honestlit

When something is just honestly lit. It's just that.

"That quote was honestlit.

by Its Red Sky December 31, 2016