fan blazed horse radish

The art of squirting horse radish into a running fan and having it spray back on you whilst rubbing one out.

fan blazed horse radish turns me on

by pepsi anal May 23, 2022

Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.

by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

by sudinam September 25, 2014

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017

horse dick

Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.

Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.

by Beemio January 25, 2008

turd hearse

The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!

by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007

Of horse

Basically it is "Of course" but instead you say "Of horse".

Bob: Did you finish playing yet?
Steve: Of horse!

Just a funny way to say "Of course".
#Of horse

by breekfest May 16, 2016