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harch

A term for band nerds, as claimed by drum "Hajor" Josh, meaning march, except "m" is replaced with "h" for some reason.
Mark time harch. Harch onward.
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Hatahat (Hat-ta-hat)

An individual that spends most of their time smoking a substance i.e., marajuna, cigarettes, cigars.
The Malboro man is a hatahat.
by Tyler Miller October 2, 2003
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hatchet job

1. (n.) A murder performed by a hired killer.

2. (n.) A political assassination.
1. Keith was muscling in on Toby's turf, so he called in a hatchet job on him

2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.
by instantR May 27, 2006
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Hatchet Wound

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"

"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."

"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."
by DuskTillTwan October 18, 2008
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[hatchet wound]

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
-- "Dude i kinda want to hook up with that one sophmore in Kappa Kappa Gamma. You know the one with the platinum blonde hair?"

-- "Yeah shes hot, but i heard she has a gaping hatchet wound."

-- "Well I better put on my war paint."
by TS eliott September 30, 2008
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hatching

a dance move consisting of subtle repetitive bending of the knee into partial squat while flexing pussy. associated predominantly with techno and early house styles. often performed with no facial expression.
this place was dead till ada started hatching the shit out of that egg now everyone is on the floor focused as fuck.
by chickenmuch September 21, 2014
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harch

"I need to harch the fuck out of it."
by Jake January 6, 2005
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