guido

A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids

Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido

by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008

guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.

Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:

by guidaly December 28, 2009

Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.

"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"

by dazoby August 26, 2009

guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

by dbbshr June 24, 2010

Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011