Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020

Guetapen

A synonym of Ambush, commonly used because of misconception the original form of the word. Commonly used by french people when talking in english, also has a mocking use towards certain people.

Max: Oh this looks like a guetapen! (Goo-et-ah-pen) I must go away as quick as possible if i dont want to get caught by unhealthy-minded guys.

by ImBadLemon June 19, 2021

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

Chin-Guitar

A common nickname for the string instrumentviolin.

“Wow your really good at the chin-guitar!”
“Ah thanks I practice the chin-guitar a lot!”

by Nward14 May 17, 2018

Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022

pussy guitar

The act of fingering a girl

Yo mark, Angela let me play some pussy guitar last night!

by SEXY ASS BOY September 28, 2022