uninvited guest

another name used for an unexpected erection gained while in a difficult social situation

one might suffer an uninvited guest during class due to the female classmates attire (or lack thereof) and needs to concentrate on other non sexual feelings in order to calm 'the beast within'

by SoosterFly December 21, 2010

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Gussak

A Gussak is a primitive tool often used on airplanes. It is not good for much, and can often be found lying around in offices. When used, does not produce great results.

Dude, can you pass me the Gussak, I think I found a use for it.

by Cargothrowerperson August 24, 2012

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Die Blumen Giessen

Of or pertaining to a beautiful woman. Comes from the German chore; to water the flowers.

Guys, check out that Die Blumen Giessen over there.

by Laxmonkey25 December 10, 2003

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New term used to describe stagnance. Lack of movement forward or backward. Term can also be used to express melancholy.

Origin:
The illustrious Thad Senti once posed a question to a colleague - "If progress is moving forward, and regress is moving backwards, what is "gress"? Roy Pereira answered - Stability, no movement, as in 'How are you doing?', reply - 'Just gressing'.

"Your performance has really gressed this year" (performance has neither improved nor gotten worse)

"During the course of this meal, I have noticed that that rock climber has been gressing" (Whilst eating this scrumptious meal the rock climber has neglected to move).

"I must say that I believe your defibulator is broken, as the patient's condition has gressed despite the constant shocks you have been administering" (the patient is dead, please stop shocking him/her).

"How are you doing?" "Gressing, how 'bout you?"

by Roy Pereira April 17, 2006

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