A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly
Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of
Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets
like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ),
football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves
feet in between desk rows for
people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't
like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you
like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around
like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
