your grandma bisexual

Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.

Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.

An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD

Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot

by Throckmorton the skater May 10, 2018

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heck yes grandma

phrase that means 'of course, keep up!'
or a phrase said in excitement of achieving a goal.

"Did you watch The Hills last night?!"
"Heck Yes Grandma!"

Or in other cases..

A young boy wins a game of uno and in a cheerful tone says "Heck Yes Grandma!"

by Sydney L. R. October 17, 2009

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Get the heck yes grandmamug.

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.

Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010

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Grandma's yellow dentures

Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.

the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!

by hungryasian&cheweyguido June 17, 2010

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