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Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
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stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.
look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009
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Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.
by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014
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greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy
That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011
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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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Greasy tup

A person of European decent with fair skin afflicted with ephelides also characterized as having fair hair usually the everlasting color of a clear tupperware bowl after you eaten spaghetti from it just one time. synonyms: ginger, carrot top, fire crotch.
That was the nicest little "greasy tup" that i've ever spoken to I thought they weren't supposed to have souls....
by Reapers_Gambit March 18, 2025
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Greasy Pegsniffer

A slang term meaning a greasy condom.
Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you
by THHESMS November 6, 2023
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