Goon Porn

Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."

Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."
I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.
by theuninitiated November 14, 2018
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gooned out

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out
by Jack Goff April 30, 2006
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Goon Boy

A little try hard skateboarder that poses all day while drinking Goon cask wine.
Look at those little goon boys. Go eat some nob you fags.
by Brendan Roche March 09, 2005
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goon squad

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.
The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.
by UnionGirl2011 February 20, 2011
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Goon Squad

I'm suprised no one has put this definition, yet but it can also refer to the hip hop group led by rapper Trick Trick.
"Lemme me hear you holla Goon Squad in this bitch! "

-Trick Trick (Feat. Eminem) Welcome 2 Detroit
by banan14kab April 11, 2011
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spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world
billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!
by dick chesse December 11, 2008
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a gang located in northern Utah established in 2008. The gang has a reputation for being extremely violent and badass. To become a goon you have to be from the PV, NO, or OV hood. Its also a rule to say deuces before you leave somewhere. Goon Squad has a few rivalries including "The Kings" and "Jeanie".
If you mess with the Goon Squad, your shit will be dropped, end of story.
by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 10, 2010
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