Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."
Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."
Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."
I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.
by theuninitiated November 14, 2018

by Jack Goff May 11, 2006

by Brendan Roche May 13, 2005

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.
The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.
by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011

I'm suprised no one has put this definition, yet but it can also refer to the hip hop group led by rapper Trick Trick.
by banan14kab April 29, 2011

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Goon Squad is a gang located in northern Utah established in 2008. The gang has a reputation for being extremely violent and badass. To become a goon you have to be from the PV, NO, or OV hood. Its also a rule to say deuces before you leave somewhere. Goon Squad has a few rivalries including "The Kings" and "Jeanie".
by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 10, 2010
