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goofy goober

I have a little goofy goober and her name is hailey g.! enough said.
im a goofy goober yeah.. your a goofy goober yeah.. we're all goofy goobers yeah.. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHH!
by goofy goober 2 May 8, 2005
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Goober

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011
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goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd
At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."
by HotFoot July 27, 2009
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gooberlips

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.
by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006
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Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows
David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!
by S.Spawn August 19, 2009
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anus goober

When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.
Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?
by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017
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goofy goober

A goofy goober is someone who is a bloody mentalist... but without the pro finesse of a proper one. Usually someone confused who is still socially active, contributes occasionally and often says stupid shit: thats a goofy goober
Colon:Hey man, my cup is empty
Phil: Man Colon, you're such a goofy goober
by Philipp Beer March 15, 2005
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